Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
Clementines are great
This post is great. It’s concise and it’s not hurting anyone. It’s perfect. Thank you.
I’m allergic to clementines.
That’s great go eat ten of them you fuck
my friend in japan found a really cool book
japan is more knowledgable about our curse words than you or i ever suspected
whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”
Attack on Teen Titan
She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.
What even the fuck?