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1 of October, 2014

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1 of October, 2014

wonnderr-lusttt:

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jadelyn:

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abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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Absolute brilliance.
1 of October, 2014

jinshuki:

Absolute brilliance.

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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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rock-me-sexy-jesus:

Clementines are great

This post is great. It’s concise and it’s not hurting anyone. It’s perfect. Thank you.

I’m allergic to clementines.

That’s great go eat ten of them you fuck
1 of October, 2014

caseyanthonyofficial:

helgathewig:

caseyanthonyofficial:

rock-me-sexy-jesus:

Clementines are great

This post is great. It’s concise and it’s not hurting anyone. It’s perfect. Thank you.

I’m allergic to clementines.

That’s great go eat ten of them you fuck

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1 of October, 2014

uglyfun:

eggpunk:

my friend in japan found a really cool book

japan is more knowledgable about our curse words than you or i ever suspected

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1 of October, 2014

k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

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Attack on Teen Titan
1 of October, 2014

ericcolossal:

Attack on Teen Titan

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1 of October, 2014

thahalfrican:

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tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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What even the fuck?

Holy shit!!!

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